FUNNY QUOTES 3

If you can make a girl laugh – you can make her do anything.
Marilyn Monroe

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
Yogi Berra

FUNNY QUOTES 2

Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.
Groucho Marx

A drunk mans words are a sober man’s thoughts.
Steve Fergosi

FUNNY QUOTES

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office.

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: If they can’t get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
Yul Brynner